When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn
When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more
What makes this so accurate is the amount of cocks
This post caught me off guard. there might have actually been a spit take. I might be wiping soda off the counter.
it’s game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals, 2015. Against all odds, it is a match up between the Washington Capitals and the Dallas Stars. The puck is dropped, but nobody moves, until the two captains skate to the center of the ice. The lights darken, and they drop their sticks. Two microphones descend from the ceiling. Alexander Ovechkin and Jamie Benn share a look. Their moment has come. They will settle this fight over the Stanley Cup with a rap battle.
- WiFi: connected
- Me: then fucking act like it
picture the most serious character that you know of
now picture them tripping ungracefully and falling down some stairs
I went to google to grab a picture of Voldemort to put here, but when I searched him up I was too afraid to hit the images button.
If that doesn’t tell you anything about the power J. K. Rowling holds as an author, your ass is out in the cold.